一通意想不到的电话 + A Joke That I Would Never Forget

前天突然接到一通陌生电话

XX: " 请问我可以认识你吗？"
Esther : " 对不起，我现在不是那么方便讲电话... "

很多人很奇怪的问我，为什么你第一个问题不是 " 你是谁？"
而是那么坦然的说你不方便听电话...
呵呵，因为没有人能够比我更熟悉那把声音...

一个陌生的号码，一句陌生的话，加一把熟悉的声音......
你就是那么爱玩...

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A Joke That I Would Never Forget

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight,
the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "idiot".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and idiot mean?"
and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties"
and the man said "suck my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?"
and the parents replied "hats and coats".

One day morning the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said,
the kid came in and asked "What's that mean?"
and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said.
Once again the kid asked "What's that mean?"
the mom said that is what she calls chopping the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said
"Alright you bitches and idiots, put your dicks and titties in the closet,
my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!